The Truth Is...
I am the most honest person I know. Brutally so.
I do not have a filter between my brain and my voice box.
Most people are often put off by it, taken back a bit.
Others find it refreshing. Honesty, it seems, in the world we live in, is a hot commodity. So rare, in fact, it follows in the footsteps of the Video Cassette Recorder. And that, my dear friends, is just fucking sad.
The truth is, all lies ever get you is trouble. You will eventually get caught, whether it be five minutes, or five years from which that lie was born.
You can lie to yourself, denying this inevitability, but you know, deep down, it all comes back to bite you in the ass.
And what, I ask, is a lie really good for?
To make you sound cooler than you already are?
"Hey, dude, I totally just banged this model." Really, Bro?
To cover your dumb ass?
"No, officer, I swear I haven't been drinking. There was a spider, on the windshield, and, well, I tried not to freak out, but it attacked... fucking ninja spiders." Come on, is that really the best you could come up with?
To make nice with the spouse?
"Anniversary? Of course I didn't forget, Silly! This muffin I was going to eat for breakfast is just the beginning of the shower of gifts you'll get throughout the day.............." WTF?
Cut the shit. You can try to bullshit your way through life, like a four year old trying to get out of trouble...Or you can man the fuck up and just be honest. About everything.
People make mistakes. People forget shit. People do dumb things. It's just what we do. It is inevitable.
So, Liars, use your grown up words and fess up while you still have some dignity left.
Do not be THAT guy who lies about everything. You're stupid.
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