01.01.13

Promises, Promises....

     What obnoxious oath have you taken upon yourself this "New Year?" Are you finally going to quit smoking? Maybe spend more time with your family/friends/lover? Are you going to man up and actually use a treadmill? Do you maybe want to Google that last term? Maybe your shop-a-holic ass just needs to cut up the credit cards and start saving green instead of blowing it. Maybe you want to travel the world, take the time to read a book cover to cover, or go all out and just do absolutely everything? 
     It is officially the year 2013. And some might proclaim this year to be unlucky, but I have taken it upon myself to go right ahead and flip those people off. 
     My personal new year's resolution actually has to do with me writing this. I have been writing since before I even knew what letters looked like, and it pretty much stands as all I know. So, obviously, a blog about new year's resolutions is the answer to all of my problems. Yeah!
     I am going to write a resolution, one for every day, until January 1st, 2014.
     Some will be incredibly insightful, others witty and funny, but a select few will just be sarcastically outrageous. 
     I promise to do my best to keep them gender-neutral, but unfortunately for you penis owners out there, I am a female. A 22-year old, in-your-face, take-no-shit-ever, vagina owner.
    So this is my advanced apology for my biased assumptions and point-my-finger mentality.
    I hope that at least one other person on the planet has the audacity to read my words. Because if not, my life will just be so incredibly sad. 

    Okay, here goes... enjoy, resolutors!! 

Resolution #001: Live FEARLESSLY! No more backing down. No more passing up. No more letting by. This is your life. Do not let fear of love, hate, success, failure, acceptance, rejection, change, pain, heartbreak, or anything else hold you back.