01.06.13

Mount Everest

     Sometimes I just look at the complete list of shit I have to do throughout my day and then slam my head against my wall in a repeated motion. I hate having to be a grown up and pay bills and run errands. I hate getting calls from 508 numbers continuously through the day because I don't have the money to pay off my credit cards. And they just don't seem to understand... If I don't pick up my phone the first time, it usually means I don't want to talk to you. And after not answering my phone for the seventh time today, they still don't get the fucking hint.

     It's okay though. I am not going to let financial problems get the better of me. At least I am trying. 

     Today, though it may not have been super productive, I did get some things accomplished. I paid my Netflix account. I called my school and forced enrollment so now I am officially a college kid. I did a load of laundry. I caught up on some of my favorite TV show episodes I missed. 

     I am a muthafukkin super hero.

     Life is too short to take seriously, and I for one, am laughing all the creditors in the face. Ha ha ha ha ha. 

     So, I say to you, fellow human being who probably has other unknown numbers breathing down your neck, cars that won't start, bills to pay, mouths to feed, other shit to do, and mountains you can't climb:

Resolution #006: Be proud of the small accomplishments in life. Finally pay that overdue credit card bill? Put a full tank of gas in your car? Got to work on time and didn't spill a single drop of your beloved coffee? Netflix good for another month? Reward yourself for those small feats. Hell, just reward yourself for making it through the day in one piece. Go get a beer. Eat some chocolate. Walk around the house naked. You deserve it.