01.09.13

I Suck at This...

     I suck at posting these things everyday apparently  even though my life has seemingly been a vast expanse of nothingness. You'd think I'd find the time to write shit about life shit, but I guess I'm just not used to it yet. Either that or my Netflix habit has gotten the better of me. Is there Netflix Anonymous? Hmmm...

     I am the worst morning person in the world. Anything before 10am and I want to shoot myself in the face with a sawed off shotgun. No, really. I can eat breakfast any time of the day, all day... but      I can't seem to wake my ass up when I need to. I have two alarm clocks. The obnoxious phone right next to my head, which plays this awful song that I can't even name because no one has ever heard it before, and it came with the phone. But it's that tune, kind of like "Call Me Maybe," that makes you want to jab out your ear drums with rusty needles. :) Then there is your standard alarm clock, all the way across my bedroom, so I have to actually force my sorry ass out of bed to turn it off. And whoever invented that alarm clock sound, the one I hate with a burning fiery passion, I hate your fucking guts, bro.

     So, no. I am not a morning person. If someone physically came into my room and tried to gently shake me awake, they'd leave with bruises. Ask my mother. Eventually she learned to stay away and just sick my dogs on me instead. 

     But anywho, this year, as a personal resolution for myself, and may as well be for you too:

Resolution #009: BE ON TIME. Do not be that guy who is half an hour late to work once a week. You WILL, repeat WILL, get fired. Make an effort to make your appearance, wherever that might be, in a timely manner. Without time, life would be seemingly insignificant. But since time is an existing and measurable notion, every nano-second counts.